The year's darkest day is upon us. Black Friday is coming, and shopping centres everywhere are preparing for stampedes, gouging and petty vandalism, all in the name of hot bargains.
But are you prepared? No. Probably not. But don't worry, Christmas Shopper Simulator 2: Black Friday is here. We can train you, whoever you are. (Unless you don't have a computer, the correct operating systems, or any gaming ability. Then you're on your own.)
Sharpen your elbows and your Black Friday bargain grasping skills, as you're let loose in our nearly improved mall!
Laboriously work through dozens of missions and challenges! Long past the point that you're deriving any pleasure from it!
Unlock awesome achievements as you perfect the art of rampant, aggressive consumerism!
Keep an eye out for the random Black Friday stampedes! Points! Presents! A genuinely unsettling sense of panic!
It's 2015's hottest commercial-holiday-and-queue-based simulator, and it's jam packed-ish with new-ish features!
A PHONE! (Non-specific brand, not latest model)
WOOD-EFFECT flooring!
DRIVING!
CROUCH mode!
And a few old features! All the bits from the first game that you loved/were too hard to fix/we forgot to update!
Generic HUMAN faces!
TOILETS! For him AND her!
CRASHES quite often!
Many MANY glitches!
So set your eyeballs to 'ready to accept pleasure' and tell your family you won't have time to see them in the evenings, because CHRISTMAS SHOPPER SIMULATOR 2: BLACK FRIDAY is here! Get ready to start getting ready to get bargains!