You are DOG! Your aim is to run around in shouty man's garden and poo all over his lawn without getting caught! You can only poo on the grass, and only once per grass square. Connect your joystick to port 2. Moving left/right on the title screen changes the difficulty setting. Press fire to play - and be ready to …

Bonkey Kong awoke one morning with a very peculiar feeling. It stayed with him all day, eventually prompting him to seek the advice of his Dad. "Son, you have reached the age where every young Kong must fulfill his destiny. Follow your instinct to take your rightful place in the world. Good luck." And so, Bonkey Kong then knew exactly …