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The Corporation needs you!

Apply at Suit City HQ today and put the future of the world in your hands.

The Corporation is you! The Corporation keeps our beloved society in order and in justice. The Corporation supplies the task and the task supplies cash! And remember citizen, more reward for the less questions you ask... Our perfect society relies on us to keep the cogs in the machine lubed up and quiet. The cogs keep the machine running and functional. We need cogs like you to support the city in the most noble of ways. Take action! Take a stand! Take this application in your hand and apply now!

Necessary Credentials:
- Strong Fists
- Chiseled Jaw-line
- Fantastic Tie
- A Very Girthy Briefcase
- Fighting Experience
- Lack of Heart
- Love for the Corporation!

Please submit your application along with your $0.99 application fee to start today!

*A note scribbled on the flyer reads: "They're all watching you"