You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.

Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.

- A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels

- Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick

- Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep

- Tons of crafty gadgets to master

- Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray

- Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size

- Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting

- Controller support

- The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!