Further demonstrating the gulf between "adult" and "mature", this BBS door game casts the player as Heather FlatChest, a detective in search of the missing princess Di Suckuall and the fabulous bust-enhancing relic the Purple Tit.

The grueling search will bring you through a short but regular series of bizarre minigames, including competing with a bartender for beers through tossing 10 coins and calling heads or tails, getting accosted by a drunk with rape on his mind, and a simultaneous orgasm masturbation reflex game. Once the player has achieved a suitably high score through sufficiently daily repetition of these rituals, the Purple Tit automatically becomes found.