A charming piece of hyperfiction masquerading as a rare romantic text adventure game about a big date with what could be Mr. Right! Choose-your-own-adventure interaction spins the customized player along whimsical tangents but ultimately all plot forks either lead to dead ends or rejoin the fixed-rail central narrative. Little replay value is intended, but manic and wacky energy drive even the second chances resulting from the selection of "obviously wrong" choices, all while skewering conventions of the romance genre. In short, something to cleanse the palate with once a year the morning of February 14th.