A wisecrack response for every DOS command, for your own entertainment or a practical joke. Dos2 is a temporary "replacement" for DOS with some interesting responses to commands. There are some alarming looking "error messages," but don't worry, there are no aliens, molasses, or problems reading drive Q:. All "system crashes" "Chinese keyboards" etc. are imaginary and temporary, and can be ended by a keypress in some cases, or ENTER in others. To exit Dos2 you must tell your computer "I love you".