Achievements:
A Midsummer Knight's Thieve
Objective: Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.

What You Always Wanted
Objective: Reached the bottom of The Cave.

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival
Objective: Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.

God Bless Us, Every One
Objective: Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.

It Belongs In a Museum
Objective: Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.

Such Bad Children
Objective: Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.

Shoplifting
Objective: Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.

Prevenge
Objective: Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.

Learn to Stop Worrying
Objective: Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.

Grand Theft Karma
Objective: Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.

To Soothe A Savage Beast
Objective: Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.

Royal Buffet
Objective: Where did the King go anyway?

Fire In The Hole
Objective: 3 die by the Miner's hand.

Embrace Impermanence
Objective: Broke bridges.

Creamed Corn
Objective: Food-based destruction.

Smells Like Team Spirit
Objective: Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.

Hazardous Work Environment
Objective: Slipped, where wet.

Well Done
Objective: Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.

Remorse
Objective: Remembered it's wrong to steal.

Win-win-win-win-win-win-win
Objective: Everyone reached the bottom.

Corruption
Objective: Saw the darkness in all our hearts.

Walk Like An Adventurer
Objective: Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.

Weight of the Beast
Objective: The scale reveals a baleful figure.

Redemption
Objective: Saw the good in everyone.

The Whole Story
Objective: Collector of forgotten dreams.

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies
Objective: Peered into everyone's fate.

Who Wants to Live Forever
Objective: Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.